I think we got a new administration
I think we need a new start
Now is the time to stop this burn and cover shit
Whoever started it
For whatever reason
An able archer is enough cover
We don’t need anymore
Now is the time to stop
Nature goes south
Idk why
I think burn and cover does more damage than it does good
We are going to keep having able archers
And nature is going to keep going south
We need to educate ourselves and get over it
Do the right thing on Sunday
And you won’t have to worry about it
I know I have a 180 reputation, and people don’t know when to listen to me
But that’s the truth
Nature goes through it 100% of the time
And if we keep down this road
It’s gonna get weirder and weirder
You are going to end up the boot cycle in a very small loop
I needed to get your attention
You don’t want to go to church
Read the Bible at least once in your life
Now is the time to do it
I know I have a 180 reputation but that’s the truth
We aren’t going to be in the dark ages if people read the Bible
Just after an able archer is the perfect time to do it
Because the English are singing about it
I’ve told you to do that before
I think it was 2008 I read it
Get a Good News Bible it wasn’t a hard read
The old wine is better
I’m not getting into the nuances of which one is the right one
You are in Gods word
It’s not my fault
I told you that in 2008
Don’t get me wrong I’m not a right wing evangelical
But it works
You read yourself in like anything else
Who cares why
If it works it works
But it’s important to do it at the right time
It’s hard for me to worship
I have a big head
But im telling you this for your own good
Do the right thing at the beginning
It took me about 6 weeks
If the president does it he will carry the whole nation through
If the general secretary of the un does it he will carry the whole planet
Good news Bible is good enough
This is your final warning
Ideally they should be Christian
But that’s not going to happen
Let’s deal with the issue at hand
Is there anything else that works?
I don’t like it either
Show me something else that works
I’m not a right wing radical
We are not going to be in the dark ages
If the general secretary of the UN reads the Good News Bible
That’s the one I read
And apparently it works
People are having problems with it cause it’s the King James Version
And it comes from England
Nature goes south
As long as Jesus is the Son of God does it matter?
How can the General Secretary read the King James Version
It’s impossible
If we don’t we are going to be baptized by fire again.
So yes I’m for the Good News Bible
The whole planet would have to be under England and that’s not gonna happen
We are going to keep going south and we are going to be baptized by fire again
Let’s go southwest
I’m not a right wing radical
I’m telling you for your own good
This is the way it works
That’s why it’s called the King James Version
If we want to carry the whole planet through
It’s not going to work
We are going to be baptized by fire again
We are going to keep going south
And we are going to end up in a very small loop
For the sake of everyone involved
Let’s go southwest
Please
Yes that’s what eternity is
It’s your decision
We know how to do it now
We could do it at anytime
It doesn’t have to be done now
From my perspective it’s a joke being played on us by the reptilians
But I know people don’t believe that
I want to carry the whole earth through
Ok
Read what you want to read I’ve had my say
He said it’s not
Ok
I guess it matters
I guess the UK was first
Are people ready for this
UK would have to acquiesce
And God forbid anything happened
They would have to leave the UN
Are people ready for this?
This may take 100 years to take place
I guess the security council will handle it
Jesus says not to mix the old wine and the new wine
If we are going to go with the new wine everybody has to agree
Now is the time to do it
If we have another able archer we may never have this opportunity again
Offer ends today
People aren’t going to continue to take advantage of me
Have the security council meet and decide what they want to do
Offer ends as of midnight eastern standard time
I’m not going to extend my services anymore, I’m done.
Decide what you want to do, I’m done.
My calculations are finished.
Because I have a kind diplomatic nature
And people are taking advantage of me
I can’t guarantee I’m going to be there
If it happens again
You need to act now
We can transition I guess
But it the meantime
We are going to be under the UK umbrella
We can’t continue to burn and cover
It’s a recipe for disaster
Someone is going to get hurt
Someone already got hurt
Do you want this magnified by the thousands?
Somebody needs to help these people
Who were doing the burn and cover
They need to stop
They need to call a priest
Or go to confession or something
They need to get help
It’s not too late for them
They can read
Or they can listen too
I’m sorry I’m revealing national security info
But this shit needs to stop
Nobody is going to believe it anyway
Schizophrenics talk crazy stuff about the Bible
All the time
If you are going to use it to cover like that,
It does matter which one you choose
This is my Bible
I have two of them
Please watch prices
We are really struggling
If he is going to to call it the Trump Bible
And that’s the one he wants to use
Then he needs to read the darn thing
When you call it the Trump Bible that means something.
You can’t just throw that around willy nilly.
Cover to cover
Front to back
And he’s responsible for it
If anything happens
It’s on him
And he needs to be sworn in on it too
If he is going to call it his Bible that’s what he needs to do
Otherwise he needs to take it off the market
And all the copies need to be buried
I’m serious
I’m not joking
God doesn’t take you calling it your Bible lightly
It takes about 6 weeks to read a Bible
He has time to make his decision.
It shouldn’t be referred to as the Trump Bible anymore.
I guess God Bless the USA is ok
But if that’s the one he wants to use he still needs to be sworn in on it
And it’s on him not me
It’s gonna cause a real stir if he gets sworn in on that Bible.
If he is going to use it to cover he definitely should read it.
Please get sworn in on the ones you used for your first inauguration.
You can take the oath again at any time
Please don’t refer to them as the “Lincoln Bible” or the “Trump Bible” anymore
That’s an abomination
Call it the “Lincoln Family Bible”
I’m sorry I thought it was called the “Trump Bible”
Don’t do that
It’s not good.
I consider it should only be used in emergencies
I don’t like it. I think it causes trouble.
I’ve been through a lot of cruel jokes,
And it’s hard for me to wrap my head around
The idea getting caught in a small loop
Is a good thing
I’m just not ready for it
He says it’s not
And I’ll take him for his word
But I’m just not ready for it
I’m hoping we will have a golden age
And it won’t happen for a long time
I hope the secret service reads this shit
I’m sorry I’m revealing national secrets
I don’t know what else to do
People probably know well enough
Not to read this thing by now
My services end at midnight
After that, whatever you decide to do,
You are on your own
I am not going to rescue anyone from another able archer again
You know what to do
I’m not rescuing the world anymore
I’m done
I’m probably going to keep posting
Because I’m manic and I can’t stop
But I’m done
I’m not rescuing the world anymore
Biden knows which Bible to swear to
If something goes wrong
The God Save The USA Bible
I wish we could stop this madness
And all be under one umbrella
But I guess the world isn’t ready for it
I pray that things don’t get so weird
We never have this opportunity again
I’m sorry I’m dictating to people
But I want the world to come together
And be under one big umbrella
And now is the time
If we wait
Things might get real weird
And we might never have this opportunity again
We have all been baptized
Now is the time
Do the right things on Sunday
And this madness will stop
If you do it right
Nothing ever happens
My services end at midnight
You are smart enough to figure it out
Do you think we are in 2024
And nothing has ever happened
By accident?
Well I guess we had 9/11 but still
We have managed to avoid a lot of stuff
That’s not by accident
Educate yourself
If you do the right things on Sunday
Nothing ever happens
You are smart enough to figure it out
If you want to get caught in a small loop
You know how to do that too
Please let’s come together
It’s time to stop this cover madness all together
Walk in the sunshine
Let them know you know how to do it
And let’s bring this cover madness to an end
Nature can go north and south and God has emergency control
You no longer have to stick it on the first try
But you never know when it’s going to shift
Unless you are giving a lecture
I’m sorry Republicans
I know it was a golden age
The funhouse 2 model is not my intellectual property
It belongs to God
By natural universe
I mean one that is similar to a tree or the funhouse 1.0
But is not administered by God
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