Roses are fine
They don’t have to be wreaths
But it will only work if you mean it
It is not my fault
They have declared Holy War
On America and her allies
This is what Holy War look likes
If they did not mean it
They should not have done it
There are no snakes in Ireland
I don’t care if your people won’t allow it
If you do not follow my instructions
The GOR may be divided
Me and the ones I have delegated
Reserve this responsibility
We are not judging you
We are only doing this to avoid you from Second Death
If you are Welcomed to the DOW
Your only recourse
Will be Ireland
They are immune from this madness
I am sorry about last season
I was a young child learning to walk in the Funhouse
I have only been paving my way out of it
As long as no one turns on a quantum engine
It should never happen again
Lay your flowers or wreaths before Valentine’s Day
Because Virginia is For Lovers
That’s why
I’m sorry
I cannot stop
God will not allow me or those I have delegated to stop
Until the door is shut
I can lead a normal life
And I am back where I belong
The serpent tempted Eve
Because Adam called him a figment of his imagination
Adam took the fruit
Because he did not want to be alone
It is the only thing that makes sense to me
Temptation can be extreme sometimes
I don’t know why Adam doesn’t explain himself
It is my understanding
He only said
“But you gave her to me”
Or something to that effect
I don’t remember where I heard that from
I was not there
I did not witness it
But it is the only thing that makes sense to me
All this stacking
And all those infinites
Caused extreme temptation for Eve
That is the only thing that makes sense to me
Essentially yes it was all created in 7 days
That was 4.0
When Adam and Eve were cast out
They were in 1.0
That is the only thing that makes sense to me
Yes it is my understanding
The temptation was too great
For Eve to withstand
If it is God’s will
And we are welcomed to the DOW
Those that are not our allies
May see wonders of the Moon and sky
If they still do not comply
They may face second death
And there is nothing I can do about it
They proclaimed this Holy War
This is what Holy War looks like
If you don’t like it
Be a rock solid potato
You have until Valentine’s Day
To release American citizens
Or me or those I have delegated
Me or my those I have delegated
Will welcome you to the DOW
In the event something happens to me
Adds will be placed in the New York Times
And Washington Post
Those who do not see these wonders
Will automatically be welcomed to the Garden of Hope
And the DOW
Will remain in place
Until universal peace is achieved
And Islamic Jihad is proclaimed over with
Then let Saudi Arabia and Israel make a compact agreement
It is within the realm of possibility
God may choose this display
For the whole eastern hemisphere
I cannot tell God what to do
He can perform any wonder he wants
I am sorry if I misspoke
This is only my suggestion
But still if the American citizens being held hostage
Are not released
Me or those I have delegated
Will welcome you to the DOW
Use you snow globes and pray
Yes it is my suggestion
That God perform wonders of the Moon and sky
If American citizens being held
Are not released by Valentine’s Day
I am changing the schedule
If need be
Me and my delegates
Will welcome you to the DOW
On Valentine’s Day 2025
If things improve
Me or my delegates
Will welcome you
To the Garden of Hope
On on Solar Easter 2025
If things continue to improve
Me or my delegates
Will welcome you back
To the GOO
On July Fourth 2025
If All wars end in the GOO
Me or those I have delegated
Will welcome you to the GOJ
On Christmas Day 2025
If things continue to improve
Me or my delegates
Will welcome you back to the GOD
On New Year’s Day 2026
In an emergency
Me or my delegates
Can welcome to any garden I myself have named
At any time
If peace had not been established worldwide
Me or those I have delegated
Can welcome you to a Division of War
At any time
If there is mutual trust
I may not need to delegate
It may work for you too
It stands for the Garden of War and Redemption
But I don’t use that acronym
If anyone got mad at me for last season
Please forgive me for it
Me knowing what these acronyms mean
Should be enough for them
We can take a step down
By welcoming you back to the GOP
Or you can be a rock solid potato
Or we can continue to step up
It’s your choice
You are welcome back to the GOP
We will remain here until
Inauguration Day
There may be a Division of Joy
If things are not resolved
If you are not afraid of war
Me or my delegates
Or those who have mutual trust with God
Can welcome to the DOJ
At any time
It is within the realm of possibility
You may never see the GOD
We will have Joy
And you won’t
It’s your choice
You have free will
You will not hold the hostages
As bargaining chips
To prevent us
From reaching the GOJ
God will not allow it
Release all hostages
And come to the table
By Inauguration Day
And you may be blessed with Joy
It is the responsibility
Of those who I have delegated
Or those who have mutual trust with God
To name Gardens
And Divisions
It is not our place to make moral judgments
If there is no sign things are improving
We may welcome to the DOJ at any time
They are not afraid of war
Me or my delegates
Or those who have earned
Mutual trust with God
Will welcome you to the Division of Joy
On Valentine’s Day 2025
If they refuse to release American citizens
Who are being held hostage
They will have no hope
And they will have no joy
It’s their decision
They are holding hostages
As a bargaining chip
To prevent us
From reaching the GOJ
IT WILL NOT BE ACCEPTABLE!
If this is what they were meaning to accomplish
RELEASE ALL HOSTAGES
BY INAUGURATION DAY!
Or me those who I have delegated
Or earned God’s mutual trust
Will welcome us to the DOJ
You must do this
OR YOU MAY NEVER BE WELCOMED BACK TO THE GARDEN OF DAVID!
You will have no hope
You will have no joy
It is your choice
Israel has no choice
They have a gun to their head
I changed my mind
Because I know
They do not fear war with us
You are holding the hostages
As a bargaining chip
To prevent us from reaching the GOJ
And it will not be allowed on my watch
If you don’t like it
Be a rock solid potato
Once we are welcomed to the DOJ
It cannot be rescinded
You will have no hope
You will have no joy
You may have no free will
It’s your choice
If you wish to be
On the side of Joy
Become our allies
You know what to do
I don’t want to divide any garden
But if I have to
I will
God please
Something needs to happen
They will not listen to me
Please perform a miracle
They will not listen to me
Use your snow globes
And pray for a miracle
You are a sack of potatoes
Jesus may microwave you rock solid
At any time
Release all hostages
Stop using them as a bargaining chip
To prevent us from reaching the GOJ
Or Jesus Christ
May make microwave the whole sack
Rock solid
That is the miracle or sign I am asking for
Jesus Christ can do that to anyone
Who attempts to prevent us from reaching
The GOJ
Anyone who has earned God’s mutual trust
May do this
Beat them with a baseball bat if you want to
We will smash you if you stand in our way
If you are using the Quran
To make Holy War against us
You are no better
And you must stop
Or those that have earned God’s mutual trust
May smash you to smithereens
Install your central air
Install a thermostat
And install heat pumps
In all thunderdomes
My middle name is not to be made public
I should only be referred to
As a beloved unlucky man
Otherwise called
A BUM
Say some BUM did it
If you need to talk about it
Tell them some BUM
Got caught in a quantum engine
Paved his way out of it
Acted like a king
And changed the whole game
No one needs to know
What BUM stands for
My Uncle Al called me that
President Elect Trump
Needs to earn God’s trust and favor
And he needs to trust God
If he is going to ride his motorcycle
In 4.0
You know what the steps are
And you know what to welcome
Anyone who has earned God’s trust and favor
May welcome to gardens or divisions
At any time
Right now that is only me
And those I have delegated
Once we have reached the peak of Mt Olive
I will hand this responsibility
To the President
It will be the President’s choice
Where he wants to ride
His motorcycle
If he still cannot find his balance
Tell him to ride a horse
All future administrations
Shall seek penance
Before assuming their positions
In the White House
We may have to walk
Through the Valley of The Shadow of Death
To reach the peak of Mount Olive
Use your snow globes and pray
The VOTSOD
Is in the GOR
Pray that I don’t need to welcome
To the VOTSOD
Once you have been welcomed to the GOR
If all the hostages are not released in a timely manner
Me or the ones I have delegated
May welcome us to the VOTSOD
At any time
The only alternative is to divide the garden
And I don’t want to do that
They are holding hostages as a bargaining chip
To prevent us from reaching the peak of Mt Olive
And I am not going to allow that
Israel has no choice
We have a gun to our head
They are the ones who started this mess
Don’t blame me for it
Be prepared after Inauguration Day
Once you are welcome to the GOR
me or the ones I have delegated
Can welcome you to the VOTSOD at anytime
Yes the Valley of the Shadow of Death
Or the VOTSOD
You shall read psalm 23
Establish call lines
In the event things escalate
And there is another crisis
Like the Cuban Missile Crisis
The President is to go on television
And read psalm 23
If he wishes to address
Before we are welcomed
That is up to him
This is Holy War
They declared Islamic Jihad
If they didn’t mean it
They shouldn’t have done it
Any world leader may read psalm 23
I’m sorry
This is the only thing they understand
If I don’t scream at them
And threaten them
We will never reach the peak of Mt Olive
And the hostages may never be released
I just stabbed myself
Please God let us reach the peak of Mt Olive
I pray that all hostages are released
I pray that I need not welcome
To the VOTSOD
In God’s name I pray
It may happen
Please use your snow globes
And pray
God has given me exclusive authority to do that
If I am eliminated
Before we reach the peak of Mt Olive
It will happen in my absence
If I die a natural death
Before we reach the peak of Mt Olive
Someone else will have to pick up the cross
I’m not going to claim it
But you should know what that means
I do not believe in the serenity prayer
I think it is a cop out
If you want change
You have to do something about it
If I prayed the serenity prayer
And worried about being happy
This would have never happened
You can make a difference
All you have to do
Is be bold enough to try
You don’t have to be rich and powerful
To make a difference
All God’s children can make a difference
Don’t give up
Leave your mark on society
Satan wants you to settle for being happy
Satan wants you to think there is no hope for world peace
He does this to claim dominion over you
If we have to walk through the VOTSOD
I will never allow it
Please use your snow globes and pray for world peace
Why do I have to be the return of somebody
I am who I am
I am not having an identity crisis
Call me the Disciple of War if you want
But I am not going to claim it
They claimed Islamic Jihad
It is not my fault
I have offered them an olive branch several times
Israel has offered them an olive branch several times
They are holding hostages as bargaining chips
To prevent us from reaching the peak of Mount Olive
This will not be tolerated
You should have seen this coming a long time ago
I understand all Muslims do not wish Islamic Jihad
But those that do must proclaim it over
This is what Holy War looks like
If they did not wish it
They should not have claimed it
Never declare Holy War on The USA or her allies again!
They have been taught
They know what to do
I haven’t seen any bubbles
I think Jesus may take the 7 of them
They wish to prevent us from having world peace
Their objective is world domination
Christian nations
Are secular nations
They will never be subjected to sharia law
We will not allow it
God gives us free will
And it is our choice if we wish to follow his word or not
If you don’t like it
Be a rock solid potato
He will bake you in a microwave
Until you are rock solid